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Why I forward Jokes

 
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МнениеПуснато на: Сря Май 02, 2007 6:10 pm    Заглавие: Why I forward Jokes Отговорете с цитат

If you are wondering why I’m sitting on my computer tonight and sending you jokes……read on.


Why I forward Jokes*

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading him.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like white stone marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold.

He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at the desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, “Excuse me, where are we?”

“This is Heaven, sir,” the man answered.

“Wow”! Would you happen to have some water?” the man asked.

“Of course sir, Come right in, and I’ll have some ice water brought to you right now.” The man gestured and the gate began to open.

“Can my friend come in too? The traveller asked, gesturing towards his dog.

“I’m sorry sir, but we don’t accept pets.”

The man thought for a moment and then turned his back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After a long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading to farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

“Excuse me!” he called to the man. “Do you have any water?”

“Yeah, sure, there’s a pump over there, come on in”

“How about my friend here?” the traveller gestured to the dog.

“There should be a bowl by the pump.”

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it. The traveller filled the bowl and took a long drink himself, “then he gave some to the dog.” When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.

“What do you call this place?” the traveller asked.

“This is heaven,” he answered.

“Well, that’s confusing,” the traveller said. “The man down the road said that was heaven, too.”

“Oh, you mean the place with the gold-street and the pearly gates? Nope, that’s Hell.”

“Doesn’t it make you mad when they use your name like that?”

“No, we’re just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.”

*’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’

Soooo…….sometimes we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word. Maybe this will explain.

When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you can do? You can forward jokes.

When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep in touch, you forward jokes.

When you have something to say, but don’t know what, and don’t know how, you forward jokes.

Also to let you know that you are remembered, and you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get? A forwarded joke!

So, next time if you get a joke, don’t think that you’ve been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you’ve been thought of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.

You are welcome @ my water bowl anytime!
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